Total tone shift!

If you've ever heard in passing about an album where authors wrote the lyrics and wanted to hear it but didn't ask who it was by or what it was called, well, here you go. Let me save you some time though: it's really only partially listenable. I'd say the best song is this one. A lot of the time the author's "lyrics" are too prose-like and no matter how desperately the smart guys behind One Ring Zero try to bend them into a melody or any sort of rhythm, they refuse to give.

Or, my ears are just not smart enough to hear the genius. Michael Hearst, one of the two smart guys, has a degree in music composition and can play more instruments than I know positions to fuck in, so perhaps it's just that I am not educated enough to appreciate the unorthodox rhythms and textures of As Smart As We Are. I suppose in the end the only way to find out whether or not the chick has a penis or not is to peer under her skirt. So, go forth, if you enjoy this track, and listen to this album and decide for yourself.