I am running so incredibly late today. This sucks.

Every time I tell someone that I bought tickets to the Nine Inch Nails / Jane's Addiction tour, they usually say, "Oh, Nine Inch Nails, that's cool, but do you like Jane's Addiction?" and they make a face like the thought of sitting through Jane's Addiction would be a painful experience. I say, "No, I like Jane's Addiction, they're pretty rad."

I am pretty sure that this song is the cause of that. I think it got way overplayed when a lot of us kids my age were too young to enjoy it and it's tainted it for us ever since. Personally I always liked the song, even if I could never understand a thing he was saying. Now-a-days I can, and hell, I can relate, stealing shit is awesome.

Jane's Addiction does actually play more music than just this song. I remember listening to an album of theirs that they released an album in 2003 that was actually kind of heavy and fun to listen to, but I haven't listened to it since 2003 so I guess you can't say I thought it was any good. Recently I listened to both of their first albums and I enjoyed them enough to not listen to them again.

But come on, they're Jane's Addiction, doesn't anyone get it? I think all my friends are retards.

You can download a free EP of new Nine Inch Nails and Jane's Addiction material over at http://www.ninja2009.com/, in a typical Trent Reznor "let's give away free music 'cause I'm so crazy!" sort of way.

Guitarist Dave Navarro directed a porn movie in 2007 starring one of the hottest pornstars ever, Jenna Haze, who apparently has legs instead of arms (don't click that link if you, say, are under the age of 18, or work in a place that frowns on naked wet nipples). I think that's pretty interesting. I have not seen it, but believe me I am going to seek it out now.