Oh, Tilly and the Wall. Has it really been so long since I saw you perform, opening for Rilo Kiley, all those years ago down in San Diego? The crowd, it was full of teenagers, and at the time hipster teenagers were going through something of an 80's renaissance, so I got to stand there with my arms folded, and even though at the time I was only 19, I felt a bit like I was the oldest person there.

The problem became even more clear, during your set, Tilly and the Wall, when about 15 of the teenagers in the audience sat down on the floor while you were playing. Yes, these little shits, who were apparently oblivious to how awesome you are and how hot Jamie, the tap-dancer, was were sitting on the floor actively ignoring your playing. Certainly, a few years later, all these same teenagers became dipshit college kids who probably worshiped your later, and much worse, work. How disappointing, is it not?

As it is, Tilly and the Wall, I gave the shirt I bought from your guitarist away last year (though I still have the copy of this album that all of you signed). It seems like the only people who like you anymore are royal douchebags, and judging by your last music video from 2 years ago, you're ok with that. I mean, who could possibly enjoy that after hearing a song like "Fell Down The Stairs"? Douchebags, that's who, complete and total douchebags.

The groove is in the fucking heart, people. You don't let the beat control you.