Merry Christmas.

I don't like holidays. I'm celebrating this year by locking myself in a hotel room for two days with my girlfriend about 100 miles away from anyone I know. It's been OK so far. My girlfriend can be pretty stinky though.

Now she's biting me. How great.

Oh well...

Happy Jesus Day!

Eventually* there will be a "Best of 2009" and a "Best of the Decade" and a couple playlists and shit you can download. I'm very very very slowly working on them. Sorry there hasn't been an update in a while but it is the end of the year and nothing good comes out during this time. I've been busy unicycling and touching myself.

*meaning sometime within the next month