Women are crazy. I mean, crazy delicious. I mean, some of them are, anyway.

Goddamn! I have nothing to say!

I was going on about the variety of women, there are, in the world, and how they're all different and nothing can be true for all of them. My story was, in short, that years ago I dated a girl who showered "every now and then" and didn't really believe in deodorant and my general reaction ("General Reaction!") to it was, "You best wash yourself before I come over to spend time with you," because she was kind of stanky. And by kind of stanky, I mean, she was damn stanky. Even after a shower she was kind of stanky.

Since then I've always been pretty big on hygiene. Ladies who don't shower every day are gross, was the rule.

But just recently I've had the pleasure of experiencing a woman who smells fucking incredible and it turns out she doesn't show every day. Maybe every other couple of days. I was floored. How? How is one girl stanky shit when unshowered, and another smells fucking amazing?

Point is, women are rad. They're all so different from one another. I've been with a girl with shaky hands. They were nice, etc.

I'm watching John from Cincinnati. This show floors me. I'm going to go ahead and say it's my favorite bit of television filmed so far. (Though Day Break with Taye Diggs was fucking sick as shit.)

Today is a day of flooring.

Enjoy your holiday!