Even though I've got a ---- shit, I got up and walked away to butter my toast and I can't remember what I was going ---- oh! ---- a headache and this song doesn't help much with that through these shitty laptop speakers, I am going to continue my "in praise of women" theme from yesterday with this one. How else could you possible follow up such an obtuse XTC track anyway? Let's do a 180.

That bitchy sarah chick who comments on here introduced me to this song back when I was putting my penis in her. Literally, while I was putting my penis in her, she was like, "Oh, this song..."

I saw Nine Inch Nails last night, and, somewhat unfortunately, part of Jane's Addiction's set, which I wish hadn't been unfortunate, but Perry Ferrell looked like a gigantic asshole and I wish I had a picture I could link you to because there is no way to accurately describe how ridiculous he looked. Also, every time the music died down and you could hear him sing resulted in a lot of people getting up from their front row seats (which were expensive! let me tell you!) and leaving with disgusted looks on their faces.

To tell you the truth I kind of liked them and if I hadn't been so tired I would have enjoyed staying to hear Been Caught Stealing and I feel kind of like an asshole now that I didn't. I'm just glad to have seen Jane's Addiction because I can easily dupe people into thinking I am cool now.

"Yeah I saw Jane's Addiction," I will say, casually, with no real intonation.

Then the second party could say, "Wow, dude, you saw Jane's Addiction?" and I'll know they like them based on their enthusiastic usage of italics, and I can respond,

"Fuck yeah, dude, they fucking rocked!" and that person will think I'm rad.

Or they could go, "Oh,, really? Jane's Addiction? Weren't they cool like... ten years ago?" and I can say,

"Yeah they pretty much sucked. Perry Ferrell was dressed like an asshole. Dave Navarro can shred on a guitar like a fucking God though, Jesus, that dude, fuck. He's like a little time capsule of the 1990's all on his own, he looks exactly the same."

Rock 'n roll, it's Sunday!