Note: this is NC-17, and should not be read by children or people upset by portrayals of sex and self-loathing. Do not click through the ‘read more’ link unless you really think it’s a good idea. This hasn’t been edited or rewritten at all, and was written somewhat manically over the course of an hour (with an hour and a half of break in between). All apologies if I offend someone.
Recent Comments:
Greg: You made 5,000 dollars last year?
sarah: HOW? you’re old!
sarah: i would rather be at the bottom of hierarchical assrape than eat at denny’s.
sarah: V. DROLL
Flexdaddy: Would love one if you have anymore to spare